So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
