I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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