I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
