ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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