You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house