There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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