the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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