we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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