Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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