You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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