Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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