when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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