Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He shit in the fireplace
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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