I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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