This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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