I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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