im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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