Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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