Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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