What should our trivia night team be named?
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Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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