Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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