Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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