Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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