I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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