At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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