at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
love makes seman taste better
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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