At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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