I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We need to get me chipped asap
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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