u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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