I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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