I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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