is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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