No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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