Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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