He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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