i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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