To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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