im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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