Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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