morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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