Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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