i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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