how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
