Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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