People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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