fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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