I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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