ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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