I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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