He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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