You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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