what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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