you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize
