just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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