The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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