do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
